Another yamamma…
Another yamamma…Your mamma is so fat when god said let there be lighthe asked...
A woman comes home…
A woman comes home from the doctor and tells her husband the bad news...
Got a second?
God, I was wondering…how long is a million years to you?”God answered, “Son, a...
Early retirement
The pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement...
Swallowed A Penny
My husband and I had just finished tucking our four young ones into bed...
Top10 Rules for dating my daughter.
Rule OneIf you pull into my driveway and honk you’d better be delivering a...
There was a drunk man walking down the street turning…
There was a drunk man walking down the street turninghis car keys back and...
picking up a woman in a laundromat
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because...
What do you do after you just raped a 12yr old deaf & dumb girl ?
What do you do after you just raped a 12yr old deaf & dumb...
Make me a better musician
|There once was a violist playing in the Winnipeg Symphony. He wasn’t that wonderful...