I have bad news
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Golf Shorts-4
1. Q. Why do golfers carry two pairs of trousers with them? A. Just...
You might be a redneck if…beer
You consider a six pack of beer and a bug-zapper quality entertainment.
Never argue with a women
A couple go on holiday to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota. The husband...
Halloween handouts
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Adages and Questions
What do you call an unemployed jester? … Nobody’s fool.Half of being smart is...
Paddy was an inveterate drunkard
|Paddy was an inveterate drunkard. The priest met him one day, and gave him...
What do you do in case of fallout?
What do you do in case of fallout?Put it back in and take shorter...
Man On Bridge
I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing...
3 Shots of Whiskey
A man walked into a bar, sat down, ordered 3 shots of whiskey, drank...