Escalators
An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see...
Gonna Get Lucky
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
Each man gives a story
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it...
When it’s raining cats and dogs!
|When should a mouse carry an umbrella?When it’s raining cats and dogs!
Political Speech Goofs
“I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job”–George Bush,...
What are you doing, Tommy?
Vicar: Whats that you’re doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, Tommy.Tommy:...
Looking For Anya
After WWII, two Poles returned to their destroyed village to locate the first one’s...
What is 3 feet tall and gives me head?
What’s 3 feet tall and gives me head?My son.
He was light fingered!
|Why did the firefly keep stealing things?He was light fingered!
My King Henry joke
Q: What would king Henry VIII be doing if he was alive right now?A:...