Why does a dog lick his balls?
Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can’t make a fist.
Some quick thinking!
A man and a woman meet at bar one day and are getting along...
Those raccoons are not luggage
|As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so...
The common symptoms of swine flu
The common symptoms of swine flu are: High fever, upset stomach, occasional cramps and...
Bass jokes
|Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a...
Throw Up!
Knock Knock.Who’s there?StanStan who?Stan back or I’ll be sick on your shoe!!!!
But how do I know…
Tech Support: “What does the screen say now.”Person: “It says, ‘Hit ENTER when ready’.”Tech...
Dog jokes 07
|Q: What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and...
2 men and a woman…
What happens when you have :2 Italian men a 1 Italian woman 2 French...
Flying condom
Why did the condom fly across the room?? It got pissed off!!!