Magic Johnson on rollerblades…
What do you call Magic Johnson on rollerblades?ROLLAIDS!
The Best Time?
When is the best time to fake an orgasm?When a rotteweiler is f**king your...
Ever hear of the redneck who thought…
Ever hear of the redneck who thought that “Manual Labor” was the new Mexican...
CLINTON DEPLOYS VOWELS TO BOSNIA
Cities of Sjlbvdnzv, Grzny to Be First RecipientsBefore an emergency joint session of Congress...
Drinking problem
Buford: Man, have you got a drinking problem! Mongo: The hell I do! Buford:...
Hamburger Helper
Yo mama’s so stupid she thought hamburger helper came with another person.
Women…rules men wish you would learn!
RULES MEN WISH WOMEN KNEW:If you think you’re ugly, you probably are. Don’t ask...
What trivial fact about Mel Blanc…
What trivial fact about Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) is the most ironic?He...
The guide to wife translations
|The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife...
Crocodile is longer
|Prove that the crocodile is longer than it is wide.Lemma 1. The crocodile is...