Real news headlines 02
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Stud Tires Out...
Fun fun fun worry worry worry
A teacher said to her little student Suzy, “Punctuate the following sentence: Fun fun...
Farmer
A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in...
Customer support logs
|Actual dialog of a former Customer Support employee: Support: “Ridge Hall computer assistant; may...
snap, crackle and pop
|What goes “snap, crackle and pop”?A firefly with a short circuit!
Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?
Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?A: Because it’s always exactly the...
Packing Elephants
How do you put six elephants in a Volkswagen?…Three in front and three in...
New Year Resolutions for Pets
|15. I will not eat other animals’ poop. 14. I will not lick my...
Funny bubbles
Mother Mary held her daughter, 20 minutes under water.Not to save herself from troubles,...
Two guys are out hunting deer…
Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, “Did you see that?”...