What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss?
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss? Hang herself.
Three Girls
There were three girls in a bar. One girl says…”I can get a whole...
Brunette’s Mating Call
Q: What’s a brunette’s mating call?A: Has that blonde gone yet?A2: When is that...
New product cuts stress
|From “Machine Design” Magazine……Byte BatAll too often, computers aren’t up when you need them,...
Why did the blonde fail her driver license exam?
Why did the blonde fail her driver’s license exam? She wasn’t used to the...
Desert island encounter
This guy is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years.One day,...
It’s the way you say it
… A University of Georgia student was visiting a Yankee relative in Boston over...
Curing a Cough
The owner of a drugstore arrives at work to find a man leaning heavily...
Glossary of music terms
|Accent: An unusual manner of pronunciation, e.g. “Y’all sang that real good!”Accidentals: Wrong notesAd...
Go home and wait
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...