Picking Personal Hell
A man died and went to hell. Upon arrival he met with the CDIC...
Horny Rooster
A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market...
How do I get across that river?
|A dumb blonde is walking along, lost, and encounters a deep and wide river....
The girl knelt in the confessional and said…
The girl knelt in the confessional and said,”Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.”"What...
There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk…
There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk in a...
What a health plan!
Her Majesty the Queen was being shown around a hospital. As she wasbeing given...
Florida driver’s license!
|I’ve sure gotten old. I’ve had two By-pass surgeries. A hip replacement, new knees....
The 9 Types of Girlfriends
Ms. Nice Guy – “Tickets to the boxing match? Oh Darling, you shouldn’t have”Also...
Crocodile is longer
|Prove that the crocodile is longer than it is wide.Lemma 1. The crocodile is...
Mystery Writer
Q: How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries?A: She has a checkbook.