Flavoured condoms
I recently tried some of these new ‘flavoured’ condoms. I bought one of each...
What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes ? Nothing, you told...
Cow
What do you call a cow with no legs? GROUND BEEF!
A Skydiving lesson
|All of these pilot and aviation jokes get me to thinking about my first...
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream…
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream and asks his wife...
The old mans bird
Theres an old man laying on the beach nakedand a little girl was pasing...
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub…
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde...
Kneesles
A young couple got married and they’ve never made love before. On their wedding...
Paying bills
Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter, a prettygirl asked, “I want to...
A neutron at a bar
|A neutron walks into a bar. “I’d like a beer” he says.The bartender promptly...