The Australian Christmas
|Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,Sweating his fat awayHere comes Santa Claus,...
Restroom
Baby Jim: Mommy, does God use our toilet?Mom: No Jim, what made you ask?Baby:...
Type what I tell you
|While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to...
Marriage quotes 04
|My other wife is beautiful.My wife doesn’t care what I do away from home,...
(Blank)-gasms!
Sex in a boat – oar-gasms. Sex with a nerd – dork-gasms. Sex at...
Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.
Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing…
Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing and Jesus says to Moses...
What is a macho man?
What is a macho man?After getting a blow job, he asks the woman,’Was it...
If Sony made toasters…
If Sony made toasters…Their Sony Toastman, which would be barely larger thanthe single piece...
Where Am I!!!
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all...