Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
Costume party
There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go...
Signs That You’re Broke
At communion you go back for seconds. You think of a lottery ticket as...
Mom’s Brownies Recipe
Mom’s Brownies Recipe…Remove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375.Melt 1 cup...
GIRL’S CONFESSION
GIRL’S CONFESSION The priest leaned closer to hear the girl’s confession. “So me andmy...
Ode to spell checkers
|ODE TO A SPELL CHECKERby Jerrold H ZarI have a spelling checker.It came with...
Nun on the Bus
A guy is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman...
Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a girl and a toilet?A: A toilet doesn’t want...
What do you call a dog…
What do you call a dog with no back legs and steel testicles?SPARKY!!!
The Emergency
A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just after arriving...