The Three Surgeons
Once there were three surgeons engaged in conversation.They got on the topic of their...
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?
Here’s a sad one…Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with...
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
Wrong joke
A traveling salesman’s car breaks down, and he walks overto a near by farm....
What is the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and atrampoline?You should take your workboots off beforeyou...
Indecent Exposure
A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right...
How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?
How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?Ya put yer thumb...
Great Job
A guy came home to his wife and said to her: “Guess what? I’ve...
Pondering old age
|How do I know that my youth is all spent?Well, my get up and...
Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still…
Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still has not gotten out...