Definitions By Gender
THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female: Any part under a car’s hood. Male: The strap fastener...
Imagine you`re in a room with no windows and no doors…
Imagine you`re in a room with no windows and no doors,how do you get...
10 reasons why it sucks to be a penis!
01. -You’ve got a hole in your head. 02. -Your master strangles you all...
You’re in great health
|Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be eighty.Patient: But, doctor, I am...
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says, “Say, your head...
The undressing newlyweds.
Two newlyweds went on their honeymoon and were getting undressed together for the first...
Mysterious picture
After a wonderful night of love making, the young guy rolled over and was...
Shortly after being assigned to a new base, a Lieutenant…
Shortly after being assigned to a new base, a Lieutenant and his wife were...
Naming your child
|There was a woman who was pregnant with twins, and shortly before they were...
If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
|You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical)...