There is a monkey in the bar
|A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first...
Why did the punk cross the road?
Why did the punk cross the road?Because he was stapled to the chickens back.
Toughening Up
My grand-daddy worked in a blacksmith shop when he was a young fella, and...
A man, being on top of a woman…
A man, being on top of a woman, says after a while: “Honey, your...
Two friends were out drinking…
Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched backward off his barstool and...
In the croakroom!
|Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?In the croakroom!
What is a yankee?
What is a yankee? A quickie, but you do it yourself.
If Fisher Price ran Christmas…
|”Baby’s First Ornament” would have a hand-crank that you turn to hang the thing...
A Microsoft Tale
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all...
Nice, but rough
An elephant was having a horrible time in the jungle because a horseflykept biting...