Why did the…
Q. Why did the male sheep fall off the cliff?A. He didn’t see the...
New prefix
If blondes and bimbos were the same thing, the prefix ‘bim’ could be used...
What kind of bunny…..
What kind of bunny drinks coffee?Mugs bunny!
How do you spot a modern spider?
|How do you spot a modern spider?He doesn’t have a web he had a...
No Peer Pressure
|A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: “And what do you think is...
Adults have learned
|Great truths about life that adults have learnedRaising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to...
Read the label first!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –...
Happens all the time
A guy starts talking to two women in a bar, they turnout to be...
Sex On Second Date
What do you call a man who expects to have sex on the second...
It’s been nice gnawing you!
|What did the woodworm say to the chair?It’s been nice gnawing you!