The Blonde and the Alligator
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a...
Feminist Faux Pas
I don’t think the leading feminist realized what she was saying when she told...
Here is your punishment
|”Haven’t I seen your face before?” a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant.”You...
A man and wife entered a…
A man and wife entered a dentist’s office.The Wife said, “I want a tooth...
Risk of plane bombs
|A mathematician and a non-mathematician are sitting in an airport hall waiting for their...
The cat’s chalkboard assignments
|In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of...
More Your Mommas
Your Momma sooo ugly, when she go to the beach the tide don’t come...
Touched By Dallas Cowgirl
Q: What’s the smart thing to do if a Dallas Cowgirl touches you?A: Touchback.
Coffee Klatch
Four Catholic ladies were having coffee.The first Catholic woman tells her friends “My son...
mosquito and a fly
|What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly?Try sewing buttons on a...