Bought a bad computer
|Top Ten Signs You Bought A Bad ComputerLower corner of screen has the words...
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches…
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches and make ithurt!………………So I Fucked...
How are lawyers like sperm?
How are lawyers like sperm? One out of a million turns out to be...
A bad bet!
The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo...
A Drinking Problem
I have got a drinking problem…. I’ve got two hands, but only one mouth…
cross a spider and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?I’m not sure,...
We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a…
We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriterswill eventually reproduce...
Good & bad news
|An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him:...
Passenger
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?A: You can park in...
Alter Your Course!
This is an actual radio conversation released by the Chief of NavalOperations, 10-10-95, MSG#H0000115020ecb52EMHS...