Play as James Bond
|Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball.”I was the James...
Help!
Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!!! Okay, sir, you’re an ambulance!
What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?
Q: What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?A: You can eat your Mom’s...
Small Penis
This couple has been dating for about four months, but the guy had been...
Tuba jokes
|Q: What is the range of a tuba?A: Twenty yards if you’ve got a...
I want to appeal a case
|Lawyer: “Judge, I wish to appeal my client?s case on the basis of newly...
Mental power outages …
My friend is so stupid: He sent me a fax with a stamp on...
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says…
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says, “I hear that...
Caffeine addict quiz
|Do you want to know if you suffer from “Alertness Deficit Disorder” (ADD)? Then...
Crocodile is longer
|Prove that the crocodile is longer than it is wide.Lemma 1. The crocodile is...