Vultures and Mothers In Law
What is the difference between a vulture and your mother-in-law? Vultures wait until your...
Pre-Nuptial Agreements
A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch...
Bathroom reading material
Seen in a bar near here: “We don’t stand in your toilet, so please...
New product cuts stress
|From “Machine Design” Magazine……Byte BatAll too often, computers aren’t up when you need them,...
Grandma changed
|In the dim and distant pastWhen life’s tempo wasn’t so fast,Grandma used to rock...
The Darwin Awards
|The long awaited 1999 Darwin “Natural Selection” Awards have been released! These awards are...
Watching for suicide
|Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you...
snap, crackle and pop
|What goes “snap, crackle and pop”?A firefly with a short circuit!
The room was full of pregnant ladies…
The room was full of pregnant ladies and their partners, and the Lamaze class...
How many people work in the U.S. government?
One day a boy and his father were at the dining room tableworking on...