I Want Some Milk
|Gloria the blonde once heard that milk baths would make you beautiful. She left...
A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center…
A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center andregistered his qualifications. He wanted someone...
Arthritis
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
If Fisher Price ran Christmas…
|”Baby’s First Ornament” would have a hand-crank that you turn to hang the thing...
What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track?
What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track? The Indy 500.
There were these three morticians talking about…
There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats. The first one says,...
Choices, Choices
For three years, the young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at a...
A well laid out plan
“First,” said the playboy,”I’m going to buy you a few drinks and get you...
What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine?
What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine? They both leak...
Clearing it
A very drunk man in a bar tells the bartender and everyone that issitting...