You Might Be A Bad Customer If:
You escort people out of line for having 11 items in the “10 items...
You know why there is a string on a tampon?
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The local District Judge
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Helen Keller
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Top 10 things men know about women.
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The burglar and the parrot
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlightaround, looking for...
Not raising hogs
My friend, Ed Peterson, over at Wellsburg, Iowa, received a checkfor $1,000.00 from the...
Made for each other
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This guy walks into a psychiatrist’s office with a…
This guy walks into a psychiatrist’s office with a concerned look on his face....
Ugly Growth
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