Insect’s favorite game
|What is the insect’s favorite game?Cricket!
The Line
What’s long, black, and smells funny?The Welfare LINE!
I tried phone sex once…
I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small.
Soup you don’t want to eat.
What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin’off.
Bill Gates picks his own punishment
|Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
Catching polar bears
How to catch a polar bear:Go up north and find a frozen lake or...
Laws of Life
Katz’s Law:Men and women will act rationally towards each other only after all other...
There are lawyers on the flight
|An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
Accidental Meeting
A woman and a man get into a car accident, and it’s a bad...
Talking Dirty
If a man talking dirty to a woman is sexual harassment, what do you...