A definition of God
A little boy was learning about God in his church, and he was talking...
Play as James Bond
|Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball.”I was the James...
Congratulations
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed:”Come and bury my wife.”"But I...
You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee When . . .
Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. You ski uphill. You get a speeding...
A Brief History Of Medicine
A short history of medicine: I have an earache. 2000 B.C. – Here, eat...
There was this Eskimo girl who spent the night…
There was this Eskimo girl who spent the night with her boyfriend and nextmorning...
Little Johnny sat playing in the garden…
Little Johnny sat playing in the garden. When his mother came out to collect...
Lisping Midget
A midget with a heavy lisp goes to a horse farm to purchase a...
Real classified ads 05
CLASSIFIED ERRORS, from a small-town daily: (Monday) FORE SALE – R. D. Jones has...
Dominated Spouses
Standing at the pearly gates of heaven, Albert noticed pointing to two paths. One...