The Very Special Parrot!
A man walked into a pet store looking for a new pet for his...
cornflakes
Two twins returned home each with a letter from there teachers explaining they had...
The aged patient doddered into…
The aged patient doddered into the doctor’s office with a serious complaint.”Doc, you’ve got...
Saxophone jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?A: It’s all in...
What do you see when the pillsbary dough boy bends over?
What do you see when the pillsbary dough boy bends over?DoughnutsSent by Susan
Bedroom Golf
* Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play. Normally one club and...
Disorderly conduct
|Three men stood before a judge on a charge of drunk and disorderly conduct...
Delivering a baby
|A country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby.It was...
Lincoln
Your momma’s so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once...
To Fry a Peter
Q: What do you use to fry a peter?A: Peter Pan.