Elderly romance
There’s an elderly man and woman sitting in the sunroom of a retirement home....
It’s 11 o’clock…
In America the late night news used to broadcast this message:”It’s 11 o’clock do...
What does pizza delivery man and a gynaecologist…
What does pizza delivery man anda gynaecologist have in common?Both can smell it but...
Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters…
Q: Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters will improve your sex...
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500…
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches...
This snow plow driver from North Dakota…
This snow plow driver from North Dakota got married. He and his new Bride...
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
Florida driver’s license!
|I’ve sure gotten old. I’ve had two By-pass surgeries. A hip replacement, new knees....
How to give your Cat a Pill.
1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm...
Appropriate Penance
A Priest gets a call from one of his golfing buddies on a Saturday...