Just idle conversation…
A bored guy sat in the bar and looking to strike up a conversation.He...
Ventriloquist and the Indian
A ventriloquist cowboy walks into town and sees an Indian sitting on his porch....
The 2 P’s
What’s the difference between a penis and a prick?A penis gives hours of fun,...
This fellow comes to confession…
This fellow comes to confession. “Father, he said, forgive mefor I have sinned.”The priest...
Little Tommy is at the zoo on a school visit…
Little Tommy is at the zoo on a school visit and he spots a...
If Apple ran Christmas…
|It would do everything the Microsoft ornaments do, but years earlier, and with a...
Handy guide to modern science
Handy guide to modern science:If it’s green or wriggles, it’s biology.If it stinks, it’s...
I have bad news
|The doctor tells his patient: “Well I have good news and bad news…” The...
Lady Sunbathing
A Lady was on a business trip. Since she was so tense from all...
Programming language acronyms
|ADA: A Dumb ArrangementADA: A Dumb AcronymADA: A Dumb AnnoyanceBASIC: Boring And Shamelessly Idiotic...