A woman goes into a bar with a little Chihuahua dog…
A woman goes into a bar with a little Chihuahua dog on a leash.She...
Kleenex anyone?
What do you find up a clean nose? Fingerprints
Crocodile is longer
|Prove that the crocodile is longer than it is wide.Lemma 1. The crocodile is...
Fart, farts everywhere!
An elderly lady goes into the doctor and tells him – “Doctor, I don’t...
Resignation From Phone Committee
OPERATOR, WE’VE BEEN DISCONNECTED: Florida State Senator John McKay has resigned from the Senate...
The modest man is in the hospital for a series of test…
The modest man is in the hospital for a series of test. One of...
The new priest gets drunk!
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak....
There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk…
There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk in a...
I tried phone sex once…
I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small.
Dress Shop Burglary
“Sir, I understand you admit to having broken into the dress shop four times,”...