A couple, age 67, went to the doctors office…
A couple, age 67, went to the doctor’s office. The doctor asked, “What canI...
Giving Cats Pills
|INSTRUCTIONS FOR GIVING YOUR CAT A PILL 1. Pick cat up and cradle it...
Any last requests?
|A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are to be executed...
Little Johnny on the Farm!
Little Johnny wakes up and comes down to breakfast. Since he lived on a...
What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track?
What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track? The Indy 500.
Men are like fine wine…
Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes,and it’s a woman’s...
Microsoft renames itself
|NewsflashMicrosoft today announced that it will be changing its name to “Moft” — which...
Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton…
Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton on a recent flight.After the plane...
The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals…
The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals. When they have all assembled...
You know you drink too much coffee when…
1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you.2. You chew on your roommate’s fingernails....