man and E.T
|What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home!
Shortest Book of the Month
Shortest Book of the Month:Ronald Reagan’s “Memories”
A Blonde Goes On Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
Regis: “Barbara, you’ve done very well so far – $500,000 and one lifeline left...
Organ jokes
|Q: Why are organists like a broken-winded cab horse?A: They are always longing for...
Visiting the sun
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, all working for NASA, were trying to...
Insult Collection #14
I’ve hated your looks from the stare they gave me. Don’t you need a...
Sinatra’s Obituary
Frank Sinatra, “Old Blue Eyes,” has died.Frank will now be known as “Old Closed...
Driving in the Fog and…
Q: What’s the difference between driving in the fog and eating pussy? A: When...
Stupid Insults 4/31
All booster, no payload. All crown, no filling. All foam, no beer. All hammer,...
The pre-birth class
|When our second child was on the way, my wife and I attended a...