My wife is pregnant
|A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
Be Politically Correct With Men
He does not have a FAT BEER GUT – He has developed a LIQUID...
Jesus has risen
Easter is approaching. Father O’Maley checks estimates for the flowerdecoration of the altar.The catholic...
Three Brothers
There were three brothers who bought a three story house. The eldest brother had...
Go Farther
Johnny and Betsy just got married after having graduated as Aggies and are driving...
OLD NEVER DIES 4
|OLD BASKETBALL players never die, they just go on dribblingOLD BEEKEEPERS never die, they...
An aging hooker volunteered to give the novice…
An aging hooker volunteered to give the novice a few tips on the art...
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says…
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says, “My wife isn’t as much fun...
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?To put your gum in on the way down.
Strategy
The middle aged secretary had never been married and had had enuff of work,...