The Rude Parrot
Marilyn had a parrot for a pet, but the parrot would embarrass her whenever...
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turned…
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turnedto an attendant standing nearby.”This,” she said,...
Newest game at the whitehouse
What is the newest game at the white house?Swallowing the leader!
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother?
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother?Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long...
What\’s worse than a male chauvinist pig?
What’s worse than a male chauvinist pig?A woman that won’t do what she’s told.
How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning
? Fertilized.
Love handles
One day as Monica Lewinsky was walking along the beach awaiting her Senate trial...
What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
Flying without a parachute
|A man jumps out of an airplane with a parachute on his back. As...
The Flashlight
Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?Because the batteries died.