What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?
Q: What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?A: Having to go to bed...
Learn how to talk southern
Write down on a peice of paper:M R ducksM R notO S A RC...
I got home from work last night…
I got home from work last night and said to my wife, “You are...
An error publishing an article
|From Reuters News Service:Canada’s Ottawa Citizen newspaper recently printed a recipe for Chanterelle Lemon...
Where are you living?
|A cop pulled up two Irish drunks, and asked to the first, “What’s your...
Guests for dinner
|The following is a true story.There was this little kid who had a bad...
Type what I tell you
|While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to...
Excuses for refusing dates
Age EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES 17 Need to wash my hair 25 Need to...
Orange penis
An old man goes to the doctor and says “Dr., I don’t know what’s...
No Parking
This particular Wizard worked in a modern factory. Everything was satisfactory except that certain...