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Looking Great
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At the blood donor clinic
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
What do you do when you are finished fucking a ten-year old girl?
What do you do when you’re finished fucking a ten year old girl?A: Turn...
Go home and wait
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
If Microsoft ran Christmas…
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Statistical one-liners
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The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman’s Life
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Job Interviews
We have all been through job interviews, and we have spent most of the...
An inscription problem
|According to the Knight-Ridder News Service, the inscription on the metal bands used by...