In your Face!!!
A kid is walking down the road, when a car pulls up next to...
Lily!
|What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?Lily!
Hard cheese!
|What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?Hard cheese!
Short Father Christmas
|What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?Santa Clues!Father Christmas...
Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
Q: Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?A: They taste funny!!
I have a keyboard error
|A person turned on the computer without a keyboard plugged in.When she turns on...
Wrong Diagnosis
A man was walking along a sidewalk in a very gentle manner, almost as...
John and David were both patients in a Mental hospital…
John and David were both patients in a Mental hospital. One day, John suddenly...
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect 10?
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″? Two 5 year olds.
African Missionary
Did you hear about the African missionary that gave some cannibals their first taste...