Whoa! Shut your mouth!!!
Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck.
Write on the bottom of shoes
|Someone once took a large black ink marker and wrote “Help” on the bottom...
Bad Santa
A little girl asked santa to send her a sister. Santa said on one...
Turmoil In Heaven
Turmoil rocked Heaven this morning as allegations arose that God had had an affair...
Bald Men
Why do bald men have holes in their trouser pockets? So they can runtheir...
My Dog
Having a dog is great, it’s just the ‘dog people’ that freak me out....
Lost in a balloon
|Two hobbyists get into their balloon for an excursion. After a while, the wind...
Congressional Question?
If the prefix “con” is the opposite of the prefix “pro”, then is “Congress”...
Act Religious
A plane full of retirees headed for Florida was gripped with fear when the...
Here’s your fee schedule
|A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule.”Alright,” the lawyer...