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A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items…
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items. Nearthe cash register...
HELP…911
A man frantically calls 911 and says, “help…my wife has gone into labor and...
What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?
Q: What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?A: The front row of a...
How to make an ugly baby…
Q: What sexual position do you use to make an ugly baby?A: Ask your...
Answering machine
|Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I’m probably...
Psychiatrist Definitions
Psychiatrist:1) Mind-sweeper.2) Someone who asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for...
Even more Bumper Stickers!
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Naughty Kids…
Q…What do you call children who are raised in those naughty houses of ill-repute?A…Brothel...
One neighbor says to the other…
One neighbor says to the other, “Hey Joe, you have to stop leaving the...