Those clothes are very becoming on you
Boy: Those clothes are very becoming on you!Girl: Why thank you!Boy: Of course, if...
The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...
The talking banana
Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator??A: Why the hell are you...
Signs You Bought a Lousy Tree
|8. Two feet tall, forty feet wide 7. Salesman’s opening line: “You’re not a...
Off The Field
A woman called in a repairman to fix her television. Just as he finished,...
Difference Between Nun and Bathtub
What’s the difference between a woman in the bath tub and a nun?The nun...
Polaks Come Back To Fish
These two Polish guys rent a boat and go fishing in a lake. They...
Energizer Bunny arrested!
Did you hear?The Energizer bunny has been arrested for Battery.
A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic…
A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to Little Johnny . So she said...
Heavy metal guitarist
Q: How do you get a heavy metal guitarist to stop playing guitar?A: Put...