Your New Year Resolution
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Stupid Insults 6/31
Batteries not included. Been napping in front of the ion shield again. Been playing...
A Woman’s Rule of Thumb
A Woman’s Rule of Thumb:If it has tires or testicles, you’re going to have...
On a very cold night…
On a very cold night, a young man dropped into the localbrothel and the...
Horse or chicken?
|A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm...
What do you get when you cross a Jehovah Witness and an atheist?
What do you get when you cross a Jehovah’s Witness and an atheist?Someone who...
Fire Truck
A fireman is at the station house working outside on the fire truck when...
Lessons from Noah\’s Ark
Plan ahead… It wasn’t raining when Noah built the ark.Stay fit. When you’re 600...
Men Like Microwave Dinners
Why do men like frozen microwave dinners so much?They like being able to both...
All of a sudden, the wife smacks her husband…
All of a sudden, the wife smacks her husband. The husband was totally dumfounded...