Getting old when
|You know you’re getting older when…Everything that works hurts, and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t...
Another chicken crosses the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the squirrel it CAN...
A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom…
A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom, then walks out of the...
Numbers equal zero
|Theorem : All numbers are equal to zero.Proof: Suppose that a=b. Thena = ba^2...
Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?
Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?The blonde –...
37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines
1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.2....
A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week…
A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week cruise for himself...
Jesus meets Joseph
St. Peter has a day-off from his duties at the gates to Heaven and...
Gimme A Cookie
Last year, a guy went to a doctor because he was losing weight.He found...
Numbers
Why was 6 afraid of 7?Because 7 8 9!