Numbers equal zero
|Theorem : All numbers are equal to zero.Proof: Suppose that a=b. Thena = ba^2...
Sharing Hotel Rooms
By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was...
Another chicken crosses the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the squirrel it CAN...
Things Found Only In America
1. Only in America…… can a pizza get to your house faster than an...
When does a person decide to become an accountant?
Q: When does a person decide to become an accountant?A: When he realises he...
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery
Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great...
Great first parent
|The First Parent by Bill Cosby Whenever your kids are out of control, you...
Hello Mother, Hello Father (song)
Here I am at Camp Grenada. Camp is very entertaining, and they say we’ll...
The Apple explosion
|OFFICE MEMODate: 1/18/96SPINDLER CALLS IN AIR STRIKE, DESTROYS APPLE TO SAVE ITStock Price Increases...
Holy Water: The cure-all
One Sunday morning a minister and a choirboy were getting the church ready for...