Fish jokes 02
|Where do shellfish go to borrow money?To the prawn broker!What do you call a...
Aging
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
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Mary Simpson was almost crazy with her three kids. She complained to her best...
Half off these tickets
|USAir recently introduced a special half fare for wives who accompanied their husbands on...
Yo mama is so ugly
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no...
How do you know when your girlfriend is on anabolic steroids?
How do you know when your girlfriend is on anabolic steroids?When she flips you...
English vs Ebonics
English: This is your Captain speaking, we have leveled off and are cruising at...
True…so very, very true!
A man will pay $2 for an item that costs $1 if he wants...
Operating systems as beers
|DOS Beer — Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you...
Three guys are discussing women…
Three guys are discussing women.”I like to watch a woman’s tits best,” the first...