The morning after…
Don’t hate yourself in the morning – sleep till noon.
No change
Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:”Listen honey, why don’t we have...
Tuba jokes
|Q: What is the range of a tuba?A: Twenty yards if you’ve got a...
You want children?
|Are You Ready for Children?Mess Test: Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains....
Car break trouble
| Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Branch Manager were on their way...
Fish cost a fortune
|Two Virginia rednecks go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment –...
Grey hair
One day, a girl walked up to her mother and looked at her mother’shair...
Donald Duck
Donald Duck walked into a drugstore & asked for a packet of condoms.”Certainly, sir”...
Blondes change a lightbulb
|Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to...