Welfare
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter...
Two men went to the desert for a vacation…
Two men went to the desert for a vacation. They rented a camel and...
Dog jokes 07
|Q: What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and...
Hiring an accountant
|Kowalski, fresh out of accounting school, went to a interview for a good paying...
How do you get Visual Aids?
How do you get Visual Aids? – From a nasty poke in the eye.
If Women Told Truth In Bed
Many a relationship could be thrown a curve ball if women always told the...
N equals N plus one
|Theorem: n=n+1Proof:(n+1)^2 = n^2 + 2*n + 1Bring 2n+1 to the left:(n+1)^2 – (2n+1)...
Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet?
Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet? They step on you...
Collymore change a lightbulb
|Q: How does Stan Collymore change a lightbulb?A: He holds it in the air,...
Ice-fishing Blonde.
A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She’d seen many books on the subject,...