Excuse Me, Your Fly Is Unzipped
1. “The cucumber has left the salad.” 2. “Someone tore down the wall, and...
yesterday’s coffee
She’s like yesterday’s coffee — a little weak in the bean.
N equals N plus one
|Theorem: n=n+1Proof:(n+1)^2 = n^2 + 2*n + 1Bring 2n+1 to the left:(n+1)^2 – (2n+1)...
Greek wedding
Why do they have Feta cheese at a Greek wedding? To keep the flies...
A Scottish lad and lass were sitting together on a heathery hill…
A Scottish lad and lass were sitting together on a heathery hillin the Highlands....
Marine biology researchers have developed a new method…
“Marine biology researchers have developed a new method to fend off shark attacks. If...
Quotes
* Personally, I think that people who say they wish they had their lives...
Many Bones
Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human...
You might be a redneck if… possum
There is a stuffed ‘possum mounted anywhere in your home.
How to shoot yourself in the foot
|Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in...