The night before Christmas for an attorney
|Whereas, on an occasion immediately preceding the Nativity festival,throughout a dwelling unit, quiet descended,...
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American…
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on anoverseas flight....
The Windows Rejection Song
|Why are there so many, users of Windows?Don’t people have any pride?Windows is useless,...
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?A cherry float!
Have a life after death
|”Do you believe in life after death?” the boss asked one of his employees....
Yo mama is so fat…..website
Yo mama is so fat her ass formed it’s own website.
Make My Horse Laugh
There once was this bar with a sign in its window. It read, anyone...
Foreplay?
Q. Why don’t women blink during foreplay?A. It doesn’t last long enough!
Cause Hearing Loss In Men
What’s the easiest way for a wife to cause hearing loss in her husband?Say...
Little Carrie likes to screw
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He’s...