Polish Burial At Sea
Did you hear about the Polish Admiral who wanted to be buried at seawhen...
A very desperate marriage
|A man really loved a woman, but he was just too shy to propose...
face like a million dollars
You’ve a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!
Psychiatric Hotline
Psychiatric HotlineIf you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.If you are co-dependent, please ask...
Out the window!
There was an American on a buisness trip in England. He got on a...
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed…
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed with three blokes.”Hello, hello,...
ride it to hospital!
|What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses?If one bit you, you...
My Dog
Having a dog is great, it’s just the ‘dog people’ that freak me out....
Why can’t you be like that?
|Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door...
Harmonica jokes
|Steve Wright: I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if...