GRAND CANYON
YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE FELL IN THE GRAND CANYON SHE GOT...
Signs You Bought a Lousy Tree
|8. Two feet tall, forty feet wide 7. Salesman’s opening line: “You’re not a...
Some possible computer bumper stickers
|1. BREAKFAST.COM Halted…Cereal Port Not Responding2. Bad command or file name! Go stand in...
Diet Plan
Did you hear about the heavyset guy who had tried every diet in the...
Purchasing the shoes
|A shoeseller meets a mathematician and complains that he does not know what size...
The first time in the gay bar
A belligerent drunk walks into a bar and hollers:”I can lick any man in...
Shootin Craps
Did you hear about the redneck who was shootin craps?He blew a hole in...
Ed Zachary Disease
A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a...
Elephant and Man
What did the elephant say to the naked man? “It’s nice, but can it...
I’d Love To But…
Next time you’re invited to a boring social event, try one of these excuses...