if at first you dont succeed…
if at first you dont succeed…buy her another drink
Top Ten Television Shows in Iraq
“Husseinfeld” “Mad About Everything” “U.S. Military Secrets Revealed” “Suddenly Sanctions” “Allah McBeal” “Wheel of...
Three altar boys are standing in the snow with…
Three altar boys are standing in the snow with their pants down around their...
Twas the night before crisis
|Twas the night before crisis,And all through the house,Not a program was working,Not even...
Relief
How do you spell relief?Answer: F A R T
Make a horse Cry.
A guy walks into a bar and sits on a stool. in front of...
From the life of the insane
Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted,”I am Napoleon!”Another one said,...
What’s that sound?
|A tourist is sightseeing in a European city. She comes upon the tomb of...
The Dirty Old Man…
An old man was on the beach and walked up to a beautiful girl...
A frog with hiccups!
|Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?A frog with hiccups!