Change Toilet Paper?
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?Nobody knows....
The damn ham
Once there was a preacher’s wife who went into a bakery and asked the...
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
Because they squeak!
|Why do mice need oiling?Because they squeak!
his mind
He has one of those mighty minds — mighty empty. He has a one-track...
A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist…
A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at...
Jealous Wife
There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one...
A widow was feeling rather lonely…
A widow was feeling rather lonely and decided that the best thing forher would...
You might be a redneck if… possum
There is a stuffed ‘possum mounted anywhere in your home.
Kids tough question
|Kids can sometimes ask the toughest questions.Son: Father, Can I ask you a question?Father:...