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Perfectly healthy
“Doctor,” the embarrassed man said, “I have a sexual problem. I can’t getit up...
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?Darling.
It seems that Abe and Morey, two salesmen for an advertising agency…
It seems that Abe and Morey, two salesmen for an advertising agency,were traveling together...
Letters to President Clinton
Dear Bill: As a fellow Southern Baptist, I can sympathize with your predicament. Although...
Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?Bugs Bunny.
Windows 95
Why can’t dogs use computers?Because you can’t stick your head out of Windows XP
The Christmas diet song
|’Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies...
Nun on a date
What does a nun wear on a date?A Cross Your Heart Bra and No-nonsense...